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deprincessed:

what happened with that girl englishmotherfuckerdouspeakit?

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via eurounion)

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thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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(via khaleesie)


friend1:
hey u wanna go outside n run w me?

me:
nah

friend2:
hey u wanna go 2 da gym w me

me:
ohk

me:
*runs on treadmill*